Bigfoot Season Is Afoot, Literally!

But Is Bigfoot Fever Real?

By TCC Team Member Dorraine Fisher

            The last few weeks all the Bigfoot boys, (and girls) are off on their last treks for the hairy guys before the worst weather hits. Loading up their trucks, buying new equipment, and coming up with new and interesting ideas about strategy.  And they’re all pumped and psyched for the chase. And in this time of year with the weather being so unpredictable in the prime Bigfoot areas, there’s a certain amount of serious risk involved in tracking them down.  But bigfooters don’t seem to mind, or they don’t seem to realize. They seem driven by a force greater than themselves.

            Could it be the strange affliction known as Bigfoot fever? That blinding drive to find the greatest evidence for Bigfoot ever found, no matter what? That crazy urge to scan the woods, take hundreds of pictures and countless hours of video of the dark woods just to get that one little piece of video that will change the bigfoot story forever? Is your greatest dream to finally purchase that trail cam so you can get some more serious footage? Do you lie awake at night thinking about what might finally lure the hairy ones closer to your camp? Do you search endless miles of footage for a face or a pair of eyes? Have you asked your wife or your girlfriend to act as bait on a bigfoot hunt?

            If you answer yes to these questions, then you might have Bigfoot fever.

            Some say that’s just a myth, but is it? Is it really?

            All those afflicted seem to be the ones who’ve had a previous sighting. That moment is forever etched in their memory and they simply MUST find more evidence...sometimes no matter what the cost. Many risk life and limb to get that all important money shot, or even better, a little bit of DNA.

            Perhaps it’s breeding season for bigfoot; maybe it’s migration season. We don’t know for sure,  but the researchers all seem to smell something or sense something the rest of us don’t. Maybe their original sighting heightened their powers of ESP.  Maybe they’ve caught the faintest whiff of bigfoot pheromones among the tree branches.

            Whatever it is, the cooler autumn air seems to draw it out of them in a big way. And there’s probably nothing we can do to stop them from their illustrious missions.

            So I conclude that Bigfoot fever is real.

            And since the rest of us have no control over your affliction, and you’re bound to do what you’re inclined to do, I would simply say this:

            Be careful out there. Mother nature can be cruel and unpredictable this time of year. No bigfoot evidence is ever worth your life.

            I admire your drive, your enthusiasm, and your hard work very much. Not many would have the courage to work so hard for a goal that others might find a bit crazy. Not many would work so hard to not care what others think.

            So as you’re being careful out there, also have fun. Enjoy. And bring us back something REALLY good this time. We sure could use it.

            And even if you don’t, you should feel good about all your efforts.  You’re a breed apart...fever or no.  ******DF

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