Ok, sometimes I would play a game with my followers and post up a photo and ask "what is it?" but I've not done that in a while. So I thought I'd have a little fun today and ask
"If you seen this figure in the woods would you think it could be a bigfoot?" or in other words "Could it be a Bigfoot?"
Just imagine seeing this dark, hairy figure moving around in the woods, late in the day at the edge of dark.
Here is the figure:
I think this was taken in Louisiana -- I think some people might even take a shot at this figure under the right lighting conditions.
This is a Special Guest Post by Elephant Sac. ES works for peanuts and has odd opinions and insight about many things. He is somewhat humorous so we give him space sometimes.
Well, first let me thank the crypto crew for allow me another chance at posting my thoughts about bigfoot stuff. I don't post often but sometimes it's better than driving a nail in my eye....or playing soccer with them kids .....just sayin'
Well tonight I was watching Finding bigfoot ....you know that show should be renamed to "we are never going to find bigfoot" .... is this show just some kind of mean joke or what? First it starts off with a go kart video of some slim Jim looking dudes who capture a "bigfoot" walking in the woods...bigfoot was just coming around hoping for a ride on the go kart...maybe bigfoot needed a lift to Wendy's for a hot and juicy worm burger ...but any ways ......after NOT thoroughly debunking the brown jacket wearing ,go kart stalking bigfoot ..the show moved on ....everybody and their 2 day old cousin started seeing "eye shine" in the forest ....well everyone but the viewing audience watching the show ...then an amazing Tree knock is heard ...but only by the finding bigfoot cast ....they are part Dolphin or something and have above super hearing or something ....I almost blew out my windows trying to hear that knock..I turned up my surround sound to 11, ...but sadly elephants don't have super hearing or something ...because I couldn't hear the tree knock ... Then it was on to a NEW idea ..."lets use whale sounds to lure out bigfoot" ..who knows maybe bigfoot is a Moby Dick fan ....and of course this worked about as good as airing up your car tires with a nail gun.
Finally the torture ended and the show went off....I was so glad to just view another program I could have even watched MSNBC ....ugh.
Here is the possible and maybe just a rumored but upcoming show of "Finding Bigfoot"
The Experts at finding bigfoot are going to use .....wait for it ......wait for ...in involves a Walrus ....wait ...Yes ....they are going to sound blast sounds of walrus's Farts on top of the mountains in a effort to bring the bigfoot out in the open ..... I had no idea bigfoot love the sounds of walrus farts....
well anywho .....I have obtained an exclusive sneak peak of Pat the walrus ...ahh I mean Pat the farting walrus ....and here is a photo and a sample fart...
Pat the walrus has spent years developing his body flute (he once trained with monks in Thailand) and just waiting for his big moment ...and it is finally here ... thanks to the fart listening experts at Finding Bigfoot ...Pat finally gets a big break to break big wind!
But wait that is not all ....in one of the rumored upcoming shows of Finding Bigfoot ...Rene gets naked (ugh) and rolls in peanut butter and puts on ear rings made of bacon in a effort to (a) attract a bigfoot or (b) a date ....not sure about that ...sorry.
Cliff gets a new toy to play with on the show....this is a new technique that the cast came up with...it seems that if you make a lot of fake bigfoot tracks other real bigfoot will come to the area....who knew?
Here is what it looks like...that may be Cliff's leg ...I think he shaves them ...but I don't know
So I guess you want to know where ol Moneymaker and Dumbo...I mean BOBO are ...well It is rumored Matt is still on the phone with Rick Dyer ...why you ask ...well he is trying to get Rick to round up some of them homeless people ..you know they see bigfoot all the time at True Value hardware.....and a box of ribs and help them find bigfoot....I think the plan is to strap some ribs to a dude and let him run through the woods screaming "FREE RIBS, FREE RIBS".... while Dyer shoots a gun randomly in all directions....and Moneymaker uses the Therm ... ...but I don't know .....Dum..ah Bobo ...is just waiting on the ribs ...he likes to eat ...and he will be standing there with rib sauce dipping off his face...should be funny....he reminds me of that Fat guy on Austin Powers...you know the one who wanted to eat a baby.
well there you have it ....looks like some more exciting times coming up on Finding Bigfoot .......I think I'll take up painting ... or maybe that gig with Bugs Bunny is open ....I can still throw a baseball.
Thanks
ES
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By now you may have heard that some super secret, well funded, military styled bigfoot research group has managed to capture a living breathing bigfoot! Yes I know it's amazing news, no one in the world can even get a clear picture of a bigfoot but this fine group has captured one. All that training and protocols have finally paid off. We have no idea where this event took place, but it don't matter. It was also reported that Navy Seal Team 6 was at first invited but later they were ruled out due to lack of training.
So now we can piece together how they might have did it.
First, it was reported, that they used the trap pictured below
Actual trap?
But after a few days the beer was still there, it was later found out that the bigfoot in this area were non drinkers, maybe even Mormons but I don't know... anyways the group had to step back and then step it up with a better bigfoot trap.
Behold the better mouse...errrr a .. bigfoot trap.
BOOM! It worked! all these years, research and funding has paid off ! Yeah we know it's cardboard but todays cardboard is really, really strong.
The bigfoot was soon named and moved into a cage build for one, it's like a rule or protocol or something that you have to name any bigfoot you capture or kill. Sadly no one had a digital camera or cell phone at the time of capture, only one of them 1984 instant polaroid thingy's...were you push the button and out came a blurry photo.
Yes, Daisy is in the Cage !
But what happened next was the really amazing part.
Oh No! Someone might get in trouble, so Daisy was released and all documents, photos and evidence was destroyed! Not only that the people involved had their memories erased by that cool gadget seen in the Men in Black movies. Oh yes they are real....Our Government uses them on the American citizens through the TV, How else did Obama win re election?
But wait that is NOT the end of the story - after this story was leaked out on purpose the web hits just kept coming, so much in fact the forum web page has been crashing out. So in an effort to tell the story and satisfy the masses and their out cry ...There will be a MOVIE! Yes a movie and the title and art is already done.
The names, color or the bigfoot, location, all records and ect...have been changed to help the people involved live a normal life, well as normal as a person can with an erased memory, but other than that the movie is reportedly really accurate.
Filmed in Glorious Black & White...well originally it was in color but you could see the zipper too much on the bigfoot costume so it was changed to black and white! Look for it on Netflix in 2013 and we hear there is even a special dial up modem version for those without high speed internet.
Audio Book version coming soon. Everyone is hopeful it will get better reviews than that one crappy syfy bigfoot movie with that dude from The Brady Bunch show and that red headed crazy guy from the old hippy show where they played music on a weird painted school bus.
So there you have it the scoop on the captured bigfoot.
Thanks
ES
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TCC - Just in case you hadn't heard.. Tom Biscardi has discovered a secret bigfoot Lair (possibly a hollowed out Volcano) in Mississippi! He has also alerted the authorities....what authorities no one really knows...maybe the bigfoot police or the MIB or just a gang of kids with a dog named scooby.....just not sure at this point.
Anyways I was reading the latest about Biscardi on Bigfoot Evidence blog and a Anonymous poster posted up a good list of Tom Biscardi hoaxes....I'm sure there are more we don't know about but...anywho... here is the list....and thanks to "anonymous" for sharing the info. Of all the famous hoaxers I find Tom Biscardi the most entertaining but very rarely will I give hoaxers any coverage.
Remember this is NOT my list but was post by an anonymous person.
List of Tom Biscardi's Hoaxes:
1971 - While with Ivan Marx, Biscardi was nearly attacked by a charging Bigfoot. Marx shot the creature while filming at the same time. Later they tried selling the absurd footage for $25,000.
2004 - Photographs a laughably bad Albino Bigfoot (in 2001). Uses it, along with some empty promises to try to lure a corporate sponsor to fork over $1.5 million so Biscardi can lead an expedition in a valley where he claims 500 bigfoots are living. It never takes place.
2004 - Worst looking fake Bigfoot ever "eating lunch". Biscardi takes credit for snapping the photo himself while with Peggy Marx. Posted on his publicist's website and many others back in 2004.
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